Betting Believer Gifts

'You were right when you said that your horse would 'walk it'. He obviously did!'

Church for sports worshipers.

Little league world series of poker.

A day at the races

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'I don't like to take chances.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

How I met your mother

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Destination casinos...

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

Nostradamus.

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Post Game Day Betting.

'I'll give five bucks to anyone showing me a fish more than ten inches long.'

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

A day at the races

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

election polling

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'