Bowl Believer Gifts

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

Church for sports worshipers.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Ghost School.

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

At the 2021 Religious Games

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

"Boy, the sooner she realises the only authority I obey is the Bible, the better!"

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

"They're extinct because they didn't eat their broccoli."

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

"Mummy's a bit grisly in the mornings. But after something to eat and a little nap, she's quite pleasant."

'What's a good diet for athletes?'

"I guess we'll all just have to vote a little bit harder next time."

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, I'm here to share a brief Bible message with you about the good news of God's Kingdom."

"We're switching from donuts to bagels effective Tuesday. Johnson, you handle the consumer backlash."

'I couldn't get the beans out of the toaster.'

"Lucky beast....No factory farming, no suffering at the slaughterhouse...perfect."

Swamp creature and a poet of the swamp.

Before cookies became the norm, some Chinese restaurants experimented with 'Fortune Kung Pao Borccolis'.

"Ignore the side effect scares - I've had both jabs in each arm - I'm getting my booster in this one!"

'You were right when you said that your horse would 'walk it'. He obviously did!'

It's a new high-fiber cereal for adults. There's a surprise pre-approved credit card in every box!

"Tomorrow’s the day. I’ve been waiting in line for 'Deadpool & Wolverine' for months." "What on earth are you talking about, little buddy?" "Well, it’s not exactly me. It’s a kid I paid, he’s holding my spot." "Wait… Please tell me you didn’t pay a kid to not go home for two months." "It doesn’t sound so good the way you say it."

"Take me to David Bowie."

"It IS awful, but it woke you up, didn't it?"

The Fountain of Espresso

A Beer washes up on a desert island without a bottle opener.

The Holy Trinity: Salt, Butter and Sugar.

Balloon giving CPR.