Breakfast Believer Gifts

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

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"Mummy's a bit grisly in the mornings. But after something to eat and a little nap, she's quite pleasant."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Welcome Spring.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Full English Breakfast.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

All-Day Breakfast

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

Choice hellhole

'Do you want toast with that?'