Breakfast Skeptic Gifts

"Now with 50% more raisins than brands that don't have raisins!"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"That's it. We’re toast."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

German Expressionist Breakfast

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'Now here's a place I like!'

Toast: the high energy food

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Pope tarts.

"Please don't kill me."

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

'Anybody for breakfast?'

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

Cereal Tasting.

'How would you like your toast?'

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

"Doctor. I am speechless"

"I'll have the prayer breakfast."

"Someone has eaten our porridge, let's have pancakes."