Breakfast Skeptic Gifts

"Now with 50% more raisins than brands that don't have raisins!"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"That's it. We’re toast."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'Now here's a place I like!'

Toast: the high energy food

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

"Please don't kill me."

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

'How would you like your toast?'

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Cereal Tasting.

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

'Anybody for breakfast?'

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

"I'll have the prayer breakfast."

Mom bought the wrong flakes

"Someone has eaten our porridge, let's have pancakes."