Brunch Skeptic Gifts

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Full English Breakfast.

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"Great coffee, Carole."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

Lunch

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

Ladies who lunch.

All Day Deals!

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

Brunch for Cows

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

"Social service teams are claiming that they can't recruit workers because of the vicious, biased reports we write about them!"

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

"I think you'd be surprised by how simple this avocado toast recipe is."

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

"Apologies for the delay. Your eggs Benedict should be up soon."

Lady has a coffee break.

I came, I saw, I had a little brunch, I conquered.

'Are these eggs fresh enough for you?'

"You're a snob, Angélique!"