Breaktime Believer Gifts

The Procrastinatorium.

Stress

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

'-Must remember to empty that...'

Out for lunch... GOD

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

"It's his creative time."

'I suppose you're wondering why you're not on it!'

Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.'

Off Duty sign on desk.

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

"Mummy's a bit grisly in the mornings. But after something to eat and a little nap, she's quite pleasant."

"Of course I'm taking a break! I just moved two files! Do you know how big those things are?"

'I don't need a rewards program for my customers, as much as I do a blind faith program for them.'

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

Institute of Lazy Journalism

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

'Some of us in the office feel you might be abusing the break room.'

"The best decisions are made when complexity and simplicity meet."

Company watercooler with a sign next to it: Is This Trip Necessary?

"I don't know, between days off and off-days, I never seem to get anything done."

'Why didn't you wake me? You made me miss my coffee break!'

'Rumor has it, Beegley, that you don't smoke - you just like to get outside to goof off...'

'Men at Work'

"Keep your chin up."

'Those stretching exercises you have been practicing are really working!'

"I still have five minutes of hate before I clock in."