Breaktime Believer Mugs

The Procrastinatorium.

Stress

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

Out for lunch... GOD

'-Must remember to empty that...'

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

Off Duty sign on desk.

"It's his creative time."

Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.'

'I suppose you're wondering why you're not on it!'

Institute of Lazy Journalism

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

'I don't need a rewards program for my customers, as much as I do a blind faith program for them.'

"Of course I'm taking a break! I just moved two files! Do you know how big those things are?"

"Mummy's a bit grisly in the mornings. But after something to eat and a little nap, she's quite pleasant."

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

'Some of us in the office feel you might be abusing the break room.'

"The best decisions are made when complexity and simplicity meet."

Company watercooler with a sign next to it: Is This Trip Necessary?

'Why didn't you wake me? You made me miss my coffee break!'

'Rumor has it, Beegley, that you don't smoke - you just like to get outside to goof off...'

"I don't know, between days off and off-days, I never seem to get anything done."

'Men at Work'

"Keep your chin up."

'Those stretching exercises you have been practicing are really working!'