Break-time Devotee Mugs

'Why didn't you wake me? You made me miss my coffee break!'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

"They'd sold out of #1's."

Stress

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

The Procrastinatorium.

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

"Of course I'm taking a break! I just moved two files! Do you know how big those things are?"

'What I learned from the cat is that taking a nap is delightful but taking several naps is priceless.'

Institute of Lazy Journalism

"Wow, dad, it's a beaut."

Over the years Dr Litmus had developed a very strong stomach - Reading anatomy book while eating breakfast

"Don't put your mother on the page, Miss S. Worthington"

I can overlook the fact that you give men a bad name. What I can't forgive you for is turning happy hour into a lie. ! !

"I'm one of the best singer-songwriters ever to go into accounting."

The Dog Botherer.

Yonder: Roll Call Every 15 Min.

"Oh, come on—it's 8 a.m. somewhere."

"Last Call!"

Personnel and Admin is alright but you can't beat the foundry for good tea.

"Lately, every day seems like the longest day of the year."

"Have a banana."

'Men at Work'

"Omelets?! Are you crazy? Pete's Pancake Palace didn't get where it is today by diluting its brand!"

"Human resources say that we should be accepting of people who make different lifestyle choices."

"An own-goal and a rebound penalty, huh!"

"They're not happy about it, but we made a scheduling error and the customers are expecting a drag brunch."

Off-line Between 2 - 3 pm.

'I'm sure I've forgotten to do something today. Let's see now...I've taken four coffee breaks, I did the crossword puzzle...I took a long lunch...'

Sports that the British excel at: Tea appreciation.

What's the big deal about dress-down Fridays?