Break-time Devotee Prints

'Why didn't you wake me? You made me miss my coffee break!'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

Stress

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

The Procrastinatorium.

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

'What I learned from the cat is that taking a nap is delightful but taking several naps is priceless.'

"Wow, dad, it's a beaut."

Institute of Lazy Journalism

Over the years Dr Litmus had developed a very strong stomach - Reading anatomy book while eating breakfast

"Of course I'm taking a break! I just moved two files! Do you know how big those things are?"

"Don't put your mother on the page, Miss S. Worthington"

The Dog Botherer.

"I'm one of the best singer-songwriters ever to go into accounting."

"Oh, come on—it's 8 a.m. somewhere."

"Lately, every day seems like the longest day of the year."

Personnel and Admin is alright but you can't beat the foundry for good tea.

"Last Call!"

'Men at Work'

"Omelets?! Are you crazy? Pete's Pancake Palace didn't get where it is today by diluting its brand!"

Yonder: Roll Call Every 15 Min.

"Have a banana."

"Human resources say that we should be accepting of people who make different lifestyle choices."

"An own-goal and a rebound penalty, huh!"

Off-line Between 2 - 3 pm.

"They're not happy about it, but we made a scheduling error and the customers are expecting a drag brunch."

'I'm sure I've forgotten to do something today. Let's see now...I've taken four coffee breaks, I did the crossword puzzle...I took a long lunch...'

Sports that the British excel at: Tea appreciation.

What's the big deal about dress-down Fridays?

Two men view mushroom cloud 'Oh,damn...well,I suppose that means no play after tea'