Blockchain Believer Gifts

"No Nobel Prize in economics fro crypto, again."

"My first Bitcoin."

We Now Accept Bitcoins.

Bitcoin Asteroid

Lost it all in Crypto

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

My First Bitcoin.

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."

'Here comes the new kid.'

'Confusionism'

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

"And that is why GMO's are bad."

"Beats me. He says he's playing e-sports for cryptocurrency."

"He created Bitecoin."

'I'll give you a HUGE bonus in bitcoins if you can explain to me what the hell they are.'

Madame Zola - Bitcoin futures

'Cyber mining for bitcoins again?'

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

He also buried the bitcoin password in the treasure chest.

"Sorry lad, but I invested all me pot of gold in bitcoin!"

'They say it was a truly enlightened electorate this year, Congressman.'

'What's a good diet for athletes?'

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

'The end is near.'

No blockchain questions

"You better not take any money from this guy, he's a cryptocurrency trader."

Apparently bitcoin is money that you have but never see! Big deal! I don't see it now!