Blockchain Gifts

"We made three billion dollars mining Bitcoin, minus our electricity bill - that comes to $1.61."

'Here comes the new kid.'

Blocked Network

Do you accept Bitcoin?

"Lost bitcoin password"

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

God cries as bitcoin destroys the earth

Priest's 'To do' list.

Golfing Bishop.

At the 2021 Religious Games

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

'I'd give you a raise, but I had to throw tantrums to make my parents give me anything as a kid.'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

Search for Rare Bitcoin

Priest

"I'm still pre-literate."

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

Off Duty.

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

Around here it got a little tricky...

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

Bishops Snooker

The ten ammendments

'Jones, I don't like you because it's so hard to find something to blame you for!'

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'