Blockchain Explorer Gifts

"Not a bit the wiser. . ."

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

My First Bitcoin.

Got out of the market too soon; got back in too late.

Man leaving 'Wall St, closed-end mutual funds' building with hand full of money.

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."

'Here comes the new kid.'

'I am going to recommend a stock that has consistently outperformed the market since Tuesday.'

'I sure wish there was a formula for picking the right mutual fund!'

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

"No Nobel Prize in economics fro crypto, again."

Quest for pirate's treasure - hidden prizes in consumer goods.

'The financial advisor is here.'

"We're using genetic engineering to modify the molecular structure of a plant's natural cellulose. We convert selected parts of the plant into plastic!"

Locally Grown Stocks, Farm Fresh CDs, Free Range Annuities.

"He's doing it again, your honor!"

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

Maps of the Human Genome

Stock Exchange.

Genetic Research and Engineering Department (sign has 6 fingers)

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

"He created Bitecoin."

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

'When daddy comes home, tell him you still love him, even though he lost money with stupid trades in emerging markets.'

"It turns out I've been inhaling when I should be exhaling and exhaling when I should be inhaling."

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

Wall Street walking traffic sign flashes 'Worry' and 'Don't Worry.'