
"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."
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"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."
Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.
'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'
Low-Energy Drinks
'This flower won't let go of my nose.'
I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.
'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'
"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."
'I love you...but you don't half stink!'
'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'
"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."
Complaints Desk
Wine of the Day Club
California Beverages Map
What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.
'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'
Fall fashions
Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research
Cursing Scientist.
"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."
"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."
"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"
'Beer? Wassat then?'
"We're using genetic engineering to modify the molecular structure of a plant's natural cellulose. We convert selected parts of the plant into plastic!"
Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.
This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."
The bankruptcy sale at the Entropy Institute was going to more difficult than Dave thought it'd be.
"These hostas are out of control!"
"Say, Bill, how's that new crop of yours doing?"
Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.
"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."
'I must smell more.'
"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"
'Time ou! ... Flea!'
"It turns out I've been inhaling when I should be exhaling and exhaling when I should be inhaling."
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