Cbd Connoisseur Gifts

CBD District

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"Tell us about yourself, Pete."

Bookworm Sleepover

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Law School teacher.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"You're never home."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'Idle' Home Exhibition

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'Thanks for coming out with me. I really needed a caffeine fix.'

Second aid

Pelobong

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"They've got insulation to die for!"

Coffee Time Crossword

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

"I'm only flesh and blood. And, of course, collagen."

"All agreed? We buy low and sell high."

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"You're stealing the blanket."