Cannabis Connoisseurs Gifts

'I suppose it's no worse than the smogs of the 1950's.'

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"You're never home."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'Thanks for coming out with me. I really needed a caffeine fix.'

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

Pelobong

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Coffee Time Crossword

'Stocks are down. Bonds are down. Terrorism and natural disasters are up. Ask your doctor if medical marijuana is right for you...'

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Hippie Edibles Co.

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

"All agreed? We buy low and sell high."

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"You come highly recommended. I like that."

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"Compliments of the chef - Our finest blend of 'Maui Wowie' dated 1972."

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

'Join us. There' a talk on medical marijuana and a pot-luck dinner afterward.'