Cannabis Enthusiasts Gifts

Please Keep Dogs Off Grass

Thousands of people gathered today to protest the nation's laws on marijuana, when suddenly everybody lost interest and ended up in a local Denny's.

"I enjoyed smoking it more when marijuana was illegal."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Pelobong

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

'Stocks are down. Bonds are down. Terrorism and natural disasters are up. Ask your doctor if medical marijuana is right for you...'

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

"You come highly recommended. I like that."

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

"All agreed? We buy low and sell high."

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

"Compliments of the chef - Our finest blend of 'Maui Wowie' dated 1972."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Hippie Edibles Co.

"What?!"

'Join us. There' a talk on medical marijuana and a pot-luck dinner afterward.'

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

Caterpillar Paranoia

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

'I'm asking for a transfer to California because that's where you get the really good stuff.'

"Could you give me enough medicinal cannabis so that I forget about Brexit?"

"My joints... are almost done"

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"