Marijuana Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm sorry, Leonard, I can't prescribe marijuana for you. Boredom is not a medical problem.'

'Stocks are down. Bonds are down. Terrorism and natural disasters are up. Ask your doctor if medical marijuana is right for you...'

'Isn't this where the sheriff burned that illegal marijuana patch?'

"If you ask me, you can't go wrong with this beautiful bouquet of marijuana."

The Joint: State Deficits and Millions in Tax Revenue.

"I heard we're now legal in some states."

'This is your pilot speaking, we are now flying over Colorado.'

"He's been like this ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Bribes for Jabs

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Merry Christmas.

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

Pelobong

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

Hippie Edibles Co.

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"Compliments of the chef - Our finest blend of 'Maui Wowie' dated 1972."

"You come highly recommended. I like that."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."