Marijuana Enthusiast Mugs

'I'm sorry, Leonard, I can't prescribe marijuana for you. Boredom is not a medical problem.'

'Stocks are down. Bonds are down. Terrorism and natural disasters are up. Ask your doctor if medical marijuana is right for you...'

'Isn't this where the sheriff burned that illegal marijuana patch?'

"If you ask me, you can't go wrong with this beautiful bouquet of marijuana."

The Joint: State Deficits and Millions in Tax Revenue.

"I heard we're now legal in some states."

'This is your pilot speaking, we are now flying over Colorado.'

"He's been like this ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

Merry Christmas.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Pelobong

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

Hippie Edibles Co.

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"All agreed? We buy low and sell high."

"Compliments of the chef - Our finest blend of 'Maui Wowie' dated 1972."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"You come highly recommended. I like that."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

'Join us. There' a talk on medical marijuana and a pot-luck dinner afterward.'