Cannabis Aficionado Mugs

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

"Manna's good for the munchies."

"Do you have a strain that pairs well with Chunky Monkey?"

'...and if you want to buy marijuana, just press the hash key!'

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

Pelobong

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

'Stocks are down. Bonds are down. Terrorism and natural disasters are up. Ask your doctor if medical marijuana is right for you...'

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

"All agreed? We buy low and sell high."

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"Compliments of the chef - Our finest blend of 'Maui Wowie' dated 1972."

Hippie Edibles Co.

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

José Saramago

"You come highly recommended. I like that."

'Join us. There' a talk on medical marijuana and a pot-luck dinner afterward.'

Caterpillar Paranoia

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."