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'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

Pelobong

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

'Stocks are down. Bonds are down. Terrorism and natural disasters are up. Ask your doctor if medical marijuana is right for you...'

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

Hippie Edibles Co.

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

"All agreed? We buy low and sell high."

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"Compliments of the chef - Our finest blend of 'Maui Wowie' dated 1972."

"You come highly recommended. I like that."

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

'Join us. There' a talk on medical marijuana and a pot-luck dinner afterward.'

Caterpillar Paranoia

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

"Could you give me enough medicinal cannabis so that I forget about Brexit?"

'I'm asking for a transfer to California because that's where you get the really good stuff.'

"My joints... are almost done"

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"