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CBD Products Every 1/2 Mile

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Bribes for Jabs

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

Pelobong

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

'Stocks are down. Bonds are down. Terrorism and natural disasters are up. Ask your doctor if medical marijuana is right for you...'

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

"You come highly recommended. I like that."

Hippie Edibles Co.

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

"All agreed? We buy low and sell high."

"Compliments of the chef - Our finest blend of 'Maui Wowie' dated 1972."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

'Join us. There' a talk on medical marijuana and a pot-luck dinner afterward.'

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

Caterpillar Paranoia

'I'm asking for a transfer to California because that's where you get the really good stuff.'

"My joints... are almost done"

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

Stoner Dog

As a doctor I can only tell you that the jury is still out as regards the benefits of cannabis in a medical context,however it is my personal opinion that this particular sample would make one bitchin spliff.

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"