Comedic Cannabis Enthusiast Prints

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

Pelobong

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

"Compliments of the chef - Our finest blend of 'Maui Wowie' dated 1972."

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Hippie Edibles Co.

"You come highly recommended. I like that."

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

"All agreed? We buy low and sell high."

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

'Join us. There' a talk on medical marijuana and a pot-luck dinner afterward.'

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

Caterpillar Paranoia

"You heading south again this summer?"

Flatulence in space...

'I'm asking for a transfer to California because that's where you get the really good stuff.'

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"Could you give me enough medicinal cannabis so that I forget about Brexit?"

"My joints... are almost done"

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"