Cannabis Humor Lover Prints

The following morning, Jack somehow sensed that what his 'magic beans' had turned into, although still quite unremarkable looking, had the ability to lift him above his humble, mundane life.

Bribes for Jabs

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

"You come highly recommended. I like that."

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

'Join us. There' a talk on medical marijuana and a pot-luck dinner afterward.'

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

"My joints... are almost done"

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

Stoner Dog

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

'We can do extensive blood work, take x-rays, check your prostate. . .or I could sell you some great weed for $50.'

'They say pot makes you less motivated, but I've already been to Taco Bell eleven times today.'

'Wow, the support for legalizing marijuana is really picking up!'

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

"I like my job because I can afford better psychotropic drugs than my colleagues!"

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

'Yep. Rex here is the best darn drug-sniffing dog on the force.'

'Hey, a pot...ted plant. Bless you, my man.'

CBD Products Every 1/2 Mile

'Easter egg design went from the traditional to the psychedelic design around the time the Easter Bunny began growing and smoking his own Easter basket grass.'

"The 'Recreational Use of Marijuana' proposal passed in this state."

"Have you seen my stash?" "No. But have you seen the giant flying fire breathing chickens in the kitchen?!"

'I'm making pot pie.'

"The bad news is our stock is down. The good news is our shareholders don't seem to care."

Hemp Bombs

"You know you've been acting really stuck-up ever. Since you got that stand."