Cannabis Humor Enthusiast Prints

"Shoulda brought the weed."

Bribes for Jabs

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

"You come highly recommended. I like that."

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

'Join us. There' a talk on medical marijuana and a pot-luck dinner afterward.'

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

Stoner Dog

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

"My joints... are almost done"

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

'We can do extensive blood work, take x-rays, check your prostate. . .or I could sell you some great weed for $50.'

'They say pot makes you less motivated, but I've already been to Taco Bell eleven times today.'

'Wow, the support for legalizing marijuana is really picking up!'

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

"I like my job because I can afford better psychotropic drugs than my colleagues!"

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

'Yep. Rex here is the best darn drug-sniffing dog on the force.'

CBD Products Every 1/2 Mile

'Easter egg design went from the traditional to the psychedelic design around the time the Easter Bunny began growing and smoking his own Easter basket grass.'

'Hey, a pot...ted plant. Bless you, my man.'

Woolly tofu.

'I'm making pot pie.'

"Have you seen my stash?" "No. But have you seen the giant flying fire breathing chickens in the kitchen?!"

"The 'Recreational Use of Marijuana' proposal passed in this state."

Hemp Bombs