Cannabis Comedian Prints

"Ohhhhhhhhhh, I see. When I saw the sign out front, I just assumed it meant advice."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

Teapot

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

'We can do extensive blood work, take x-rays, check your prostate. . .or I could sell you some great weed for $50.'

"I like my job because I can afford better psychotropic drugs than my colleagues!"

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

"Whoa! Just decaf today. I only had 15 hours of sleep yesterday."

"I like to keep my option open."

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'Okay children, who knows the actions to I'm A Little Espresso Machine?'

"Ho ordered the Cafe au Lait?"

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

"I gave up fire breathing and switched to vaping."

'Why, yes, a banner season for squash! What makes you ask?'

"Is that decaf?"

Vern left his weed on the couch again. Bad for Vern. Good for Scooter.

Smoking and non-smoking sides of a Volcano.

"Do you mind if I don't say cheese, I'm a vegan."

"More nicotine."

"I thought you'd like it. It's an orchid. pre-neglected!"

Does THAT satisfy your commitment to the Trade Description Act?

'I'm not taking any more of those Tranquillizers. I'm being nice to people I don't even want to talk to!'

'That so turns me on.'

"Boy, am I hungry! What's for dinner, dear?"

The following morning, Jack somehow sensed that what his 'magic beans' had turned into, although still quite unremarkable looking, had the ability to lift him above his humble, mundane life.

De'ja' va - "This coffee is starting to repeat on me!"

"Why are you ploughing with a steam roller?" "I'm growing mashed potatoes."

'I think it's a creeper...'

Please Keep Dogs Off Grass

A woman sprinkles herbs in a restuarant