Pro-cannabis Humorist Prints

'We can do extensive blood work, take x-rays, check your prostate. . .or I could sell you some great weed for $50.'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

Modern Witch Shoppe

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

"I like my job because I can afford better psychotropic drugs than my colleagues!"

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

"You're getting too much fiber."

'Well the dog's been passively smoking our fags for the past ten years, so I think it's only fair that he has a nicotene patch too.'

"I gave up fire breathing and switched to vaping."

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

"Smoking causes cancer in humans. I'm canine."

Bathing Flowers.

Vern left his weed on the couch again. Bad for Vern. Good for Scooter.

"I see you've laid out your garden."

Smoking and non-smoking sides of a Volcano.

"More nicotine."

"Closed. Out to fast."

'I think one of us must be a plant.'

"It's about your cholesterol, Mrs Spratt"

Smoke Screen

'It's dreadful being out of work - I just hand around all day, drinking tea and smoking. . .'

"You certainly keep the smoking section well away from the non-smoking"

The following morning, Jack somehow sensed that what his 'magic beans' had turned into, although still quite unremarkable looking, had the ability to lift him above his humble, mundane life.

The control group is non-smoking!

'I think it's a creeper...'

"Guess what - I got tired of the bonsai tree!"

"Harold, are you in here?"

A woman sprinkles herbs in a restuarant

'Smoking causes cancer in humans. I'm canine.'

"I like big butts and I cannot lie!"

Please Keep Dogs Off Grass

Wordilly Durdillies - A Venus Fly Trap

"Ohhhhhhhhhh, I see. When I saw the sign out front, I just assumed it meant advice."