Pro-cannabis Humorist Gifts

'We can do extensive blood work, take x-rays, check your prostate. . .or I could sell you some great weed for $50.'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

Modern Witch Shoppe

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

'They say pot makes you less motivated, but I've already been to Taco Bell eleven times today.'

"You're getting too much fiber."

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

"I like my job because I can afford better psychotropic drugs than my colleagues!"

'Well the dog's been passively smoking our fags for the past ten years, so I think it's only fair that he has a nicotene patch too.'

"Smoking causes cancer in humans. I'm canine."

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

"I gave up fire breathing and switched to vaping."

Vern left his weed on the couch again. Bad for Vern. Good for Scooter.

Smoking and non-smoking sides of a Volcano.

"I see you've laid out your garden."

Bathing Flowers.

"Closed. Out to fast."

"More nicotine."

'I think one of us must be a plant.'

Chicken Soup for the Vegan Soul.

Smoke Screen

'It's dreadful being out of work - I just hand around all day, drinking tea and smoking. . .'

The following morning, Jack somehow sensed that what his 'magic beans' had turned into, although still quite unremarkable looking, had the ability to lift him above his humble, mundane life.

"It's about your cholesterol, Mrs Spratt"

"You certainly keep the smoking section well away from the non-smoking"

The control group is non-smoking!

A woman sprinkles herbs in a restuarant

Please Keep Dogs Off Grass

"I like big butts and I cannot lie!"

'Smoking causes cancer in humans. I'm canine.'

'I think it's a creeper...'

"Guess what - I got tired of the bonsai tree!"

"Harold, are you in here?"

Wordilly Durdillies - A Venus Fly Trap

Classic Inanity Was Much More Fun