Cannabis Connoisseur Prints

Keep of the grass: 'Wish I could!'

"I'd like a joint replacement"

"Don't think of me as a weed dealer—think of me as Little Pharma."

"Remind me, is this medicinal or recreational weed?"

'Smoke two joints, and call me in the morning.'

'What'd I tell ya, ain't that good sh**? ... I mean ... yes, that prescription should help your eyesight.'

'What did you do in the drugs war daddy'

'I'm sorry, Leonard, I can't prescribe marijuana for you. Boredom is not a medical problem.'

'Your glaucoma will never improve this way, Buzzy.'

"You have a lot of boring health issues, so I'm prescribing medical marijuana for myself."

'I was very upset when I found my son smoking a whole bag of pot by himself... I've always taught him to share.'

"Prohibition ends at last. Marijuana now legal in California."

'We can do extensive blood work, take x-rays, check your prostate. . .or I could sell you some great weed for $50.'

'Isn't this where the sheriff burned that illegal marijuana patch?'

"As a doctor I can only say that although the jury is out regarding the benefits of cannabis smoking..."

As a doctor I can only say that although the jury is out regarding the benefits of cannabis smoking, I can say with confidence that this particular sample would make one bitchin' spliff.

Legal Cannabis Plants: Free One Get One Buy.

'We've had a lot of post on the legalization of cannabis.'

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

The Grim Reefer: 'DUDE,that was,like,your last puff,MAN.'

'Of course his appetite's improved...it's the medical marijuana.'

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

'No more black market pot!. . . Plus the tax revenue goes to schools and pot store regulation.'

Smoking Snowmen

"If you ask me, you can't go wrong with this beautiful bouquet of marijuana."

"I'm going to prescribe medical marijuana and sour cream & onion tortilla chips."

"I think Fred is doing more than growing exotic plants!"

"What's that funny smell?"

'Hi man, I'd like to open a joint account...'

'We started drinking red wine for our health, but now we've switched to cannabis.'

Pharmacy: We no longer have cigarettes, but we do sell medical marijuana.

Medical Marijuana: Laughter is the best medicine.

Marijuana legalization

"Yes, the steaks have never been higher."