Cannabis Connoisseurs Prints

'I suppose it's no worse than the smogs of the 1950's.'

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Bribes for Jabs

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Law School teacher.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"You're never home."

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'Thanks for coming out with me. I really needed a caffeine fix.'

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

Pelobong

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'Stocks are down. Bonds are down. Terrorism and natural disasters are up. Ask your doctor if medical marijuana is right for you...'

Coffee Time Crossword

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

Hippie Edibles Co.

"Compliments of the chef - Our finest blend of 'Maui Wowie' dated 1972."

"All agreed? We buy low and sell high."

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

"You come highly recommended. I like that."

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.