Cannabis Connoisseur Pillows

Keep of the grass: 'Wish I could!'

"I'd like a joint replacement"

"Don't think of me as a weed dealer—think of me as Little Pharma."

'Smoke two joints, and call me in the morning.'

'What'd I tell ya, ain't that good sh**? ... I mean ... yes, that prescription should help your eyesight.'

'What did you do in the drugs war daddy'

'I'm sorry, Leonard, I can't prescribe marijuana for you. Boredom is not a medical problem.'

"You have a lot of boring health issues, so I'm prescribing medical marijuana for myself."

'I was very upset when I found my son smoking a whole bag of pot by himself... I've always taught him to share.'

'We can do extensive blood work, take x-rays, check your prostate. . .or I could sell you some great weed for $50.'

"Prohibition ends at last. Marijuana now legal in California."

Legal Cannabis Plants: Free One Get One Buy.

'We've had a lot of post on the legalization of cannabis.'

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

As a doctor I can only say that although the jury is out regarding the benefits of cannabis smoking, I can say with confidence that this particular sample would make one bitchin' spliff.

'Isn't this where the sheriff burned that illegal marijuana patch?'

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"As a doctor I can only say that although the jury is out regarding the benefits of cannabis smoking..."

The Grim Reefer: 'DUDE,that was,like,your last puff,MAN.'

Pharmacy: We no longer have cigarettes, but we do sell medical marijuana.

"If you ask me, you can't go wrong with this beautiful bouquet of marijuana."

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

"Yes, the steaks have never been higher."

Marijuana legalization

"I think Fred is doing more than growing exotic plants!"

"What's that funny smell?"

Medical Marijuana: Laughter is the best medicine.

'Hi man, I'd like to open a joint account...'

'We started drinking red wine for our health, but now we've switched to cannabis.'

'Of course his appetite's improved...it's the medical marijuana.'

'No more black market pot!. . . Plus the tax revenue goes to schools and pot store regulation.'

Smoking Snowmen

God bless our grow house.

"I'm going to prescribe medical marijuana and sour cream & onion tortilla chips."

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"