Cannoli Connoisseur Prints

Luca Barocco's Cannoli Sectional

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Chocolate Shop

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Baking

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'Man...You age great!'

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Dog Walker

Redhead

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

The dark side of Halloween.

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Bubble Gum Dispenser

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

Secret sweetie drawer...

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Shaved Ice

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."