Luca Barocco's Cannoli Sectional
Cannoli Connoisseur Gifts
Looking for a gift for the dedicated cannoli connoisseur? Our collection of witty and charming products captures their passion for this beloved Italian treat. From humorous mugs to stylish prints, these gifts are designed to celebrate their love for all things cannoli and to add a touch of fun to their dessert obsession. Whether for a foodie friend or a sweet-tooth family member, find something that will make their culinary enthusiasm shine.
"I was with you right up to the cumin."
"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."
Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.
'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'
"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"
"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."
"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."
Chocolate Shop
"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"
Baking
'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'
"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"
'Man...You age great!'
Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary
"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"
Dog Walker
Redhead
"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."
"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."
The dark side of Halloween.
"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"
"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."
Bubble Gum Dispenser
'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'
"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."
Secret sweetie drawer...
Instant Gratification Cafe.
"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."
'Prepare to meet your maker!'
Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.
Shaved Ice
Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.
'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'
"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."
Cannoli Connoisseur Gifts Collection
Cannoli Connoisseur Mugs
Explore our collection of cannoli connoisseur mugs and find the perfect humorous or stylish design to brighten their mornings.
Cannoli Connoisseur Pillows
Discover our playful cannoli-themed pillows—cozy, charming, and a delightful way to celebrate dessert passion at home.
Cannoli Connoisseur Prints
Browse our art prints celebrating all things cannoli—perfect for decorating kitchens or sharing a laugh with fellow dessert enthusiasts.
Cannoli Connoisseur T-Shirts
Check out our witty cannoli connoisseur t-shirts—ideal for dessert lovers eager to showcase their sweet obsession with humor and style.