Cola Connoisseur Gifts

New!! Fizzo Cola. For years I worked at NASA, but never came to a launch party until I started working for a consumer products company.

They said he couldn't have a two-liter soda, and he just went crazy!

Bahrain F1

Life on Earth - Vintage cola.

'Yummo Toothpaste contains no caffeine, and cleans your teeth better than Coke or Pepsi!'

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Dog Walker

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Shaved Ice

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

Tomato's, Cucumber's, Apostrophe's.

Moliere

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

C Day Lewis.

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'I'd love you to come round, Samantha - but I'm sipping my cocoa all ready for sleepy bo-bos.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Le Chocolat!

Theatrical Christmas.

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

The Mime and Tabernacle Choir Singing Silent Night.

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'