Cannoli Fanatic Gifts

"If the cops stop us, we're going to look pretty silly carrying a giant cannoli around the city this time of night."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

Comb Sweet Comb

'I'm an atheist!'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'Happy now?'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

Remote control car breakdown.

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

José Saramago

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

"Crayons again?"

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

Diet Sugar House.

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

Mashed potatoes...

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

The Farmer's Return.

Please Do Not Pounce on Art

Clown's Grocery List.

"It's my white whale."

Albert Camus

'Byt the way, what have you been eating? Because your crap tastes like crap!'