Cannoli Connoisseur Mugs

Luca Barocco's Cannoli Sectional

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Baking

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Chocolate Shop

'Man...You age great!'

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Dog Walker

Redhead

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

The dark side of Halloween.

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

Secret sweetie drawer...

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

Instant Gratification Cafe.

Shaved Ice

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Bubble Gum Dispenser

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Fig 1. Fig 2. Fig Newton.

"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'