Canna-connoisseur Mugs

"Shoulda brought the weed."

Tartine

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Canape?

"You call this a constitution?"

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Law School teacher.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Pet Entertainers

"You're never home."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

With Compliments

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Pelobong

"You know damn well what noise!"

"Aye, now that I'm retired, the can opener seemed more practical."

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'Thanks for coming out with me. I really needed a caffeine fix.'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

Coffee Time Crossword

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

Moliere