Canna-connoisseur Mugs

"Shoulda brought the weed."

Tartine

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"You call this a constitution?"

Canape?

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Pet Entertainers

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"You're never home."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

With Compliments

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

Pelobong

"Aye, now that I'm retired, the can opener seemed more practical."

'Thanks for coming out with me. I really needed a caffeine fix.'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"You know damn well what noise!"

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

Coffee Time Crossword

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

Moliere

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.