Can Connoisseur Mugs

Tartine

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Canape?

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Pet Entertainers

With Compliments

"You know damn well what noise!"

"Aye, now that I'm retired, the can opener seemed more practical."

"Shoulda brought the weed."

S**t Threw a Goose

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

Bleak House

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

Christmas Canapes

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

Charles Dickens.

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

The Croucho Club

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

'This course is a great ego builder.'

"If I can control everyone around me it would help my damaged self esteem."

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

'Must...find...something...intelligent..!'

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)