Medical Marijuana Enthusiast Mugs

"You have a lot of boring health issues, so I'm prescribing medical marijuana for myself."

Bribes for Jabs

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

'Stocks are down. Bonds are down. Terrorism and natural disasters are up. Ask your doctor if medical marijuana is right for you...'

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

"You come highly recommended. I like that."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

Maintenance & Repairs. No wonder health care is so expensive, they told me to take to tablets every four hours.

Meds Toast

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

'Join us. There' a talk on medical marijuana and a pot-luck dinner afterward.'

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

Caterpillar Paranoia

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

"My joints... are almost done"

Stoner Dog

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

'First Rogaine, now Viagra'

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

'I'm sorry, Leonard, I can't prescribe marijuana for you. Boredom is not a medical problem.'

"If you ask me, you can't go wrong with this beautiful bouquet of marijuana."

'Wow, the support for legalizing marijuana is really picking up!'

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

'North Korea and Iran want nukes... Palestinians elect Hamas... and now a commercial from a leading anti-anxiety medication....'