Cannabis Enthusiast Gifts

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

"Your condition is serious, Mr. Reynolds, but fortunately I recently scored some excellent weed that should alleviate your symptoms."

"They've got Hank on some of that medical marijuana."

"About this medical marijuana study. . . I'm totally stoked about the results."

"Remind me, what are we protesting about?"

Mashed Potatoes.

"Hey, we should totally move to Canada."

'It's for my glaucoma.'

Cake Shop. Cannabis Shop. Chocolate Shop.

'California is broke, but if the new pot proposal passes, no-one will care.'

Liberal Policy At Work 'For the People': - Marijuana and Junk Food Tax

'Mrs Preston, you have to understand that medicinal marajuana is not something that I can prescribe lightly. It's not a matter of being 'square'.'

'Wrong door! The government committee considering legalizing marijuana is thataway.'

"Suspicion?. . . Of what?"

'What a load of rubbish - couldn't agree more - is one of you blokes going to skin up or do I have to again?'

'This is Colorado where 'buy low, sell high' relates to consumption of pot...'

Please Wait Here To Be Sorted

'Hey, a pot...ted plant. Bless you, my man.'

The Harvest

CBD Products Every 1/2 Mile

'I'm in trouble for sending marijuana in the mail. I used a window envelope.'

Medical Marijuana Prescrptions

Medical Marijuana - Laughter Is The Best Medicine

'I'm prescribing medical marijuana. Smoke two joints and try to remember to call me in the morning.'

G.M. leaf.

'Wow, the support for legalizing marijuana is really picking up!'

'There are still some bugs in the system. We can prescribe pot, but we can't grow it, and the people who grow it, can't prescribe it.'

How's the market for weed? I detect green shoots.

Mr Spliffy

'Easter egg design went from the traditional to the psychedelic design around the time the Easter Bunny began growing and smoking his own Easter basket grass.'

Colorado Approves Recreational Marijuana

New York Legalizes Medical Marijuana.

"I have a prescription for my test anxiety."

"Sorry, I can't accept your blue cross-blue shield card for the marijuana."

"Do opiates class as one of your five a day?"