Cannabis Fan Gifts

Joke's Joke Joint

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

Pelobong

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'Stocks are down. Bonds are down. Terrorism and natural disasters are up. Ask your doctor if medical marijuana is right for you...'

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

"All agreed? We buy low and sell high."

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

"You come highly recommended. I like that."

Hippie Edibles Co.

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

"Compliments of the chef - Our finest blend of 'Maui Wowie' dated 1972."

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

'Join us. There' a talk on medical marijuana and a pot-luck dinner afterward.'

Caterpillar Paranoia

'I'm asking for a transfer to California because that's where you get the really good stuff.'

As a doctor I can only tell you that the jury is still out as regards the benefits of cannabis in a medical context,however it is my personal opinion that this particular sample would make one bitchin spliff.

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"Could you give me enough medicinal cannabis so that I forget about Brexit?"

"My joints... are almost done"

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."