Cannabis Culture Enthusiast Gifts

'Join us. There' a talk on medical marijuana and a pot-luck dinner afterward.'

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

CBD District

Obama and the Legalization of Cannabis.

Decriminalization of Cannabis.

"We are GRAZED bitch!"

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

Pelobong

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

'Stocks are down. Bonds are down. Terrorism and natural disasters are up. Ask your doctor if medical marijuana is right for you...'

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

"All agreed? We buy low and sell high."

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

Hippie Edibles Co.

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

"You come highly recommended. I like that."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"Compliments of the chef - Our finest blend of 'Maui Wowie' dated 1972."

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

Caterpillar Paranoia

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

As a doctor I can only tell you that the jury is still out as regards the benefits of cannabis in a medical context,however it is my personal opinion that this particular sample would make one bitchin spliff.

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

'I'm asking for a transfer to California because that's where you get the really good stuff.'

"My joints... are almost done"

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"