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'Join us. There' a talk on medical marijuana and a pot-luck dinner afterward.'

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

CBD District

Obama and the Legalization of Cannabis.

Decriminalization of Cannabis.

"We are GRAZED bitch!"

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Bribes for Jabs

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

Pelobong

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

'Stocks are down. Bonds are down. Terrorism and natural disasters are up. Ask your doctor if medical marijuana is right for you...'

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Hippie Edibles Co.

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

"You come highly recommended. I like that."

"All agreed? We buy low and sell high."

"Compliments of the chef - Our finest blend of 'Maui Wowie' dated 1972."

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

Caterpillar Paranoia

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

Stoner Dog

As a doctor I can only tell you that the jury is still out as regards the benefits of cannabis in a medical context,however it is my personal opinion that this particular sample would make one bitchin spliff.

"My joints... are almost done"

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

"Say, Bill, how's that new crop of yours doing?"

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."