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'Yep. Rex here is the best darn drug-sniffing dog on the force.'

"Relax. . . when I mention 'bad joints', I meant your knees!"

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

The Stoned Age

At last - Stonedhenge

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Pelobong

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'Stocks are down. Bonds are down. Terrorism and natural disasters are up. Ask your doctor if medical marijuana is right for you...'

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

"Compliments of the chef - Our finest blend of 'Maui Wowie' dated 1972."

Hippie Edibles Co.

"All agreed? We buy low and sell high."

"You come highly recommended. I like that."

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

'Join us. There' a talk on medical marijuana and a pot-luck dinner afterward.'

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

Caterpillar Paranoia

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"My joints... are almost done"

'I'm asking for a transfer to California because that's where you get the really good stuff.'

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

"Could you give me enough medicinal cannabis so that I forget about Brexit?"

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"