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"Your condition is serious, Mr. Reynolds, but fortunately I recently scored some excellent weed that should alleviate your symptoms."

'I was very upset when I found my son smoking a whole bag of pot by himself... I've always taught him to share.'

'They say pot makes you less motivated, but I've already been to Taco Bell eleven times today.'

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

You must be this high to enter.

Philsopher's stoned.

"I think Fred is doing more than growing exotic plants!"

Watch for Pot Holes

'We started drinking red wine for our health, but now we've switched to cannabis.'

'I'm making pot pie.'

"Your dad hasn't been quite the same since he started taking C.B.D. oil."

*Not suitable for those with an allergy to consciousness expansion

At last - Stonedhenge

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

I love NY Bernie

The following morning, Jack somehow sensed that what his 'magic beans' had turned into, although still quite unremarkable looking, had the ability to lift him above his humble, mundane life.

'Stoned.'

Tokin' in the 1960s & Now

"Go with the floe, man"

"Ohhhhhhhhhh, I see. When I saw the sign out front, I just assumed it meant advice."

"Compliments of the chef - Our finest blend of 'Maui Wowie' dated 1972."

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

Weed Bear

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Bribes for Jabs

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Shoulda brought the weed."

'Secondhand smoke.'

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."