Oil Connoisseur Gifts

'My wife's oil reserves.'

Farmers market.

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

Expensive Vintages.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

'Man...You age great!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Redhead

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Car Breast-Feeding

Wine of the Day Club

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

Whiskey Bottle - Well it doesn't look like a paperweight to me.

"Thank you, gentlemen, and may the best networked man win."

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

Fuels paradise.

'Oh no! I've had tons wiped off my footprint.'

You are here.

Beer Belly/Vodka Elbow

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.

'I can drink beer, wine or liquor. I'm a 'hybrid.''

Oil Price

'a fine mess you've got us into...'

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

"I decided to burn all my previous napkins and start fresh."

"I do feel a lot better since we switched to the trans-fat free oil."

'We really need to get a new rescue dog. This one keeps helping himself to the brandy!'

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

History of Gasoline.

'Look, a dollar! Pick it up so we can scoop up that blob of oil!'

Rising Oil Prices.