Oil Aficionado Gifts

"I do feel a lot better since we switched to the trans-fat free oil."

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

Oil War

'The gentleman in the back bids one arm. The is now one arm. Will anybody give me an arm and a leg.'

Crude oil and refined oil.

'When it comes to softening ear-wax, would you recommend centrifuged or uncentrifuged?'

Olive oil

"Help!"

Oil Prices & OPEC

Expensive oil.

'It's a shut-and-open case.'

Libyan Oil

The oil is sticking its two fingers up at these workman - 'Check it out Frank... crude oil!'

"If our computers are hacked, here's how to get the oil flowing again."

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.

'a fine mess you've got us into...'

Car Breast-Feeding

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

US Energy Needs.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Fuels paradise.

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

Oil Industry Safety.

Oil Price

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

'Look, a dollar! Pick it up so we can scoop up that blob of oil!'

Rising Oil Prices.

History of Gasoline.