Motor Oil Aficionado Gifts

'May I recommend the 2008 10W40? It's low sulfur content and viscosity make it a true steal at $39.95 a liter.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Turmoil change.

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

US Energy Needs.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Car Breast-Feeding

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

Gas prices up.

Fuels paradise.

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

Motor-blender.

'Do you have poop points?'

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.

'a fine mess you've got us into...'

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

'There will be a 20-minute delay in my presentation of the gasoline combustion engine.'

Oil Price

"I do feel a lot better since we switched to the trans-fat free oil."

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

History of Gasoline.

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

'Look, a dollar! Pick it up so we can scoop up that blob of oil!'

Rising Oil Prices.