Oil Industry Aficionado Gifts

Esso stand at a perfume counter.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

Car Breast-Feeding

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

The Oil of Iran

Fuels paradise.

Oil Industry Safety.

'a fine mess you've got us into...'

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.

Oil Price

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

"I do feel a lot better since we switched to the trans-fat free oil."

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

History of Gasoline.

Rising Oil Prices.

'Look, a dollar! Pick it up so we can scoop up that blob of oil!'

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

Libyan Oil

Improvised Economic Device

Expensive oil.

'Our company will solve the world's energy problems. Every day's worth of oil will burn for eight days.'

Low oil prices.

"I used to love the sight of zeros."

"He's being retrained."

ATM at gas station.

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

Footprint on Alaska

Vikings cannot pillage the U.S. Oil Biz

'Maybe complimentary refills wasn't such a good idea.'

Oil War