Petroleum Aficionado Gifts

Please Don't Overfill Your Tank

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

US Energy Needs.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Car Breast-Feeding

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

The Oil of Iran

And God said 'Let there be a thermonuclear power station' and there was light.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

Fuels paradise.

Oil Industry Safety.

'a fine mess you've got us into...'

Iranian Oil

Oil Price

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

"I do feel a lot better since we switched to the trans-fat free oil."

'Look, a dollar! Pick it up so we can scoop up that blob of oil!'

Rising Oil Prices.

History of Gasoline.

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

"In other words, it breaks large molecules into small ones."

'Our company will solve the world's energy problems. Every day's worth of oil will burn for eight days.'

Diesel Prices

Expensive oil.

"I used to love the sight of zeros."

Libyan Oil

Oil and the Middle East