Oil Enthusiasts Gifts

At the Corona fair

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

Car Breast-Feeding

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

Fuels paradise.

Oil Industry Safety.

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

'a fine mess you've got us into...'

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.

Oil Price

"I do feel a lot better since we switched to the trans-fat free oil."

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

History of Gasoline.

Rising Oil Prices.

'Look, a dollar! Pick it up so we can scoop up that blob of oil!'

"I used to love the sight of zeros."

Low oil prices.

Improvised Economic Device

'Petrol-head trilobite dreams of his future.'

Libyan Oil

Expensive oil.

'Our company will solve the world's energy problems. Every day's worth of oil will burn for eight days.'

ATM at gas station.

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

'May I recommend the 2008 10W40? It's low sulfur content and viscosity make it a true steal at $39.95 a liter.'

Petrol.

Footprint on Alaska

Vikings cannot pillage the U.S. Oil Biz

Oil War

'Sure - they think they're such big shots - better than everybody - just because they have all that oil!'

"Yes, that's good news, but it's a long way to go for oil!"